Elia Winters

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Books

Elia’s latest releases and full backlist

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Sex Toy Reviews

Over 150 unbiased sex toy reviews about products from dozens of companies

Master List
Reviews
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Blog

Blog posts about everything other than sex toy reviews

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Come and Play Podcast

A geeky, kinky podcast by Elia Winters and Kysmet Scribbles. Currently on hiatus, to return in late spring 2023.

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About Elia

Biography, plus links about collaboration opportunities and press kit info

Recent Posts

  • Womanizer Peach Toy Review: Peachy Keen

    If you’ve been following this blog for any length of time, you know I’m a sucker for a cute sex toy. So when LoveHoney contacted me to review the new Womanizer Peach Toy, I jumped at the chance. This adorable clit sucker pairs a winning aesthetic with a budget-friendly version of the Womanizer products we……

  • VVD Rider Desire Review: Saddle Up!

    I’m so excited to be on the blog today with my VVD Rider Desire review. I’ve been trying to get my hands on a sex saddle or rideable toy setup for forever, and VVD came through with their flagship product that’s a complete delight. With thoughtful design and surprising versatility, the Rider Desire is a……

  • VVD Vkini Review: New, Fun, Not for Everyone

    If you’ve been following this blog for a while, you know that I’m always excited to try a new type of sex toy. I was thrilled when VVD contacted me to review a couple of their amazing products: the Vkini (which is today’s review), and the Rider Desire, which I’ll be posting about excitedly very……

  • Funzze Vibrating Nipple Suckers Review

    I review unusual sex toys every time I get the chance. I’m always happy to review a new vibrator or dildo, but when I see something that breaks the norm, I’m there. I’m here reviewing the Funzze Vibrating Nipple Suckers, which aren’t perfect, but are certainly a lot of fun. First Impressions Funzze packaging is……

  • I’ll Stop The World (for the We-Vibe Melt 2): New Product, Same Joke

    I have made this joke in We-Vibe Melt reviews three times now, and I can’t stop, won’t stop. I’m back with the same joke and a new product: it’s my We-Vibe Melt 2 review! If you want to take a gander at the same joke a few years ago, here’s my review of the original……

  • Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator Review

    With a post title like that, I don’t think there’s any room for a witty subtitle. Will the terms “wiggling and sucking” help or hinder my SEO, do you think? Regardless, I’m here on the blog today reviewing the Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator, which may not have a brief name, but does have……

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